#’JUST LET ME HOLD IT’ #’NO NO I PROMISE I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT’ #’I SAID I PROMISE!’ #’JUST LET ME HOLD THE FUCKING AWARD CHRISTOPH!!!!’ #’JESUS CHRISTOPH YOU ARE SO SELFISH!!!!!!!’ #and then he cries and no one at the table rly knows what to do #so christoph waits a few minutes and quietly asks him #’uhhh… so how is kate?’ #’SHE IS MARRIED TO A GUY NAMED NED ROCKNROLL HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK CHRISTOPH????’
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
Honestly, how has he NOT won an Oscar?
Leonardo Dicaprio observes the winners as they receive their awards and deliver their speeches. Leo then asks himself, “When will it be my turn?” He then responds, “Soon… one day… one… day…”
This is heartbreaking, really.
How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
The Oscars would get better ratings if it was like the Hunger Games. Each category’s nominees would fight to the death and we would watch, the victor would win the Oscar. The best part is that we as viewers can sponsor them. For example, Leo would definitely fight his way to the top, and I would sponsor him and send him meatball sandwiches to keep his energy up and his pudgy little face smiling.
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it’s always so embarrassing when the music starts to play over someones speech
leo wishes he knew that feeling
- Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
Plot twist: Suddenly Oprah shows up and has an Oscar for everyone under their chairs.